dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here… its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called “Dillywigs”
british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*
every time I dream about my brother . the plot of the dream is always that he has a few days left to live. and idk I wonder if its bc I didnt get enough time in real life to say goodbye. but it really sucks to experience that over and over. o well
hey turns out it actually sucks to have regular dreams about him as well bc my gullible ass is like “bro is fine and alive, that’s great man” and then I wake up . hell on earth hell on earth
i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death
posted with 38200 notes on May 16, 2023 via g4yr4t