angelicguy:

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here… its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called “Dillywigs”

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

posted with 584 notes on May 16, 2023 via georgecostanzaonlyfanz

froxstie:

every time I dream about my brother . the plot of the dream is always that he has a few days left to live. and idk I wonder if its bc I didnt get enough time in real life to say goodbye. but it really sucks to experience that over and over. o well

hey turns out it actually sucks to have regular dreams about him as well bc my gullible ass is like “bro is fine and alive, that’s great man” and then I wake up . hell on earth hell on earth

posted with 3 notes on May 16, 2023 via froxstie

pointnclick:

Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

posted with 36526 notes on May 16, 2023 via 64mpg

madnessofmen:

fartgallery:

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

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froxstie:

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my bff bought me this guy named douglas I’m so enamoured with the . Douglas.

douglas and Charlie two peas in a pod


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posted with 5 notes on May 16, 2023 via froxstie

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my bff bought me this guy named douglas I’m so enamoured with the . Douglas.

posted with 5 notes on May 15, 2023

xiaoguiwang:

*likes your anonymous ask but not in an “i sent it”-way*

posted with 50424 notes on May 15, 2023 via g4yr4t
posted with 6765 notes on May 15, 2023 via g4yr4t

yopodriasertudroga:

groupieculture:

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Me..

She should be at the club….

posted with 8069 notes on May 15, 2023 via tetrissyndromes
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